New slogan: "Yes we can... or maybe not, it's hard to say"
In moment of confusion, requested a $300 billion bailout from the bailout industry
He's up to not smoking three packs a day
Friends say he's looking frail, shaky and...no, that's McCain
He's so stressed, doctors say he's developing a Sanjay in his Gupta
Been walking around muttering, "What the hell have I gotten myself into?"
Offered Governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich, $100,000 to buy his old Senate seat back
Standing on White House roof screaming, "Save us, Superman!"
Sweating like Bill Clinton when Hillary comes home early
He demanded a recount