Jan 29, 2009

Fun - Top Ten Signs You Are Watching Too Much Football

Only fresh air you've had this month is opening door for pizza guy

You refer to orange juice as Fedex orange juice

When wife finishes making dinner, you dump jug of Gatorade on her

You schedule an appointment to talk to your doctor about Andy Reid's cholesterol

Got a telestrator in the bedroom

Three words: Norv Turner tattoo

Fantasize about Gisele Bundchen falling in love with you and introducing you to Tom Brady

When you go to McDonald's you insist on ordering the McNabb

Laura has to keep reminding you you're still President for two more weeks

To be more like your favorite New York Giant, you shoot yourself in the leg

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