"Sorry, you're not on the list, Mr. Gore"
"If Hillary calls, I've been here since Monday"
"Laura! More Mountain Dew!"
"You guys wanna see, 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop'?"
"Call the nurse -- George swallowed a napkin ring!"
"Hey Barack, wanna go with us to Cabo in March? Oh that's right, you have to work!"
"Obama? I think he's downstairs smoking a butt"
"Did you ever see a monkey sneezing?"
"I hope Clinton's unbuckling his belt because he's full"