Jan 29, 2009

Fun - Top Ten Barack Obama Plans To Fix The Economy

Encourage tourists to throw spare change in the Grand Canyon

End our dependence on foreign owls

Sell New Mexico to Mexico

Put a little of that bailout money on the Ravens plus 3 at Tennessee. Come on! It's a mortal lock!

Rent out the moon for weddings and Bar Mitzvahs

Lotto our way out of this son-of-a-bitch

Appear on "Deal or No Deal" and hope to choose the right briefcase

Bail out the adult film industry -- not sure how it helps, but it can't hurt

Release O.J. from prison, have him steal America's money from China

Stop talkin' and start Obama-natin'!

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