Jan 29, 2009

Fun - Top Ten Tips For Making It In Hollywood

Stay positive; develop your craft...ah, who am I kidding? Work hard sucking up to rich idiots who can help your career

When someone sees one of my movies, I call them at home the next day to thank them

Four words: Pantene Moisture Renewal Shampoo

Don't hassle the Hoff

Make a sex tape. Folks love to see famous people doin' it

Here's what I did; answered an ad in the newspaper for "movie stars"

Get yourself a sneezing monkey

Avoid taxes by declaring yourself a church

Don't miss a chance to shamelessly promote your work -- and go see the hilarious new film "Marley & Me," now playing at a theater near you

Try to do something funny on Leno

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